Jargon Jar is a Slack app that issues citations every time someone in your team says "synergy", "circle back", or — god help them — "open the kimono". A receipt prints. A leaderboard updates. Pride is taxed.

One-click OAuth. Jargon Jar joins the workspace as a bot. No accounts, no passwords — your Slack identity is enough.
Type /charge in any channel. Pick a teammate, the jargon they used, and an amount. Jargon Jar prints a citation.
A live leaderboard tracks who owes what. Sort by offender, by jargon, by week. Settle up at lunch — or don't.
Real channel. Real teammate. Real public shame. The receipt posts back into the thread so the conversation moves on with a small, measurable consequence attached.
ok so the real synergy here is we circle back on this on monday
/charge @riley "synergy" $5 + "circle back" $3
Starter prices. Your workspace can edit anything — make "synergy" free, or charge $20. Vibe-based pricing encouraged.